Basic Instructions, “How to Figure Out Who’s the Jerk”
Facebook does this thing where if you don’t log in for a while it sends you emails showcasing recent posts from your “friends” to passive-aggressively try to get you to log in again.
Facebook, you really overestimate how much these people actually have to offer through your services.
Facebook isn’t the only social media service that does that. Twitter does it, too. Hell, I get emails from Tumblr about that sort of thing, and I’m on this site every day.
"We all share the same views of this world’s pitiful denizens. Their lives are no longer of the slightest value."
— Shadar, “Ni No Kuni: The Wrath of the White Witch”
Bug Martini, “Making a Gas of You and Me”
what’s a pirates favorite letter?
if it’s rrrrrrr i’m going to kill you
you may think its r… but his true love be the C
i fucking hate this website